Tell Me What You Really Think...

At pre-k today, when I asked why she wasn't playing - "Musical chairs are LAME."

Her First F-Bomb

Of all of the funny things this girl has said, my absolute favorite is probably the absolute worst thing for her to say - my kid dropped an F-bomb!

We were sitting at the dinner table, and Autumn dropped her carrot on the floor. When it hit the ground, she looked at me and said, "Fuckin' fail!"

I was so stunned that I made her repeat herself - each time she did, my eyes got bigger. Not only had she said it, but she used it properly...and humorously!

Autumn Threatens

From my child: "If you don't give me a piece of candy, I'm going to crap my pants."

After I stopped laughing, I followed up with my own threat: If you crap your pants, YOU are cleaning it up.