A Conversation About Presents

Me: What do you want to get Daddy for his birthday?

Autumn: I don't know, maybe something dangerous that only grown-ups play with that I can't play with...

Me: Like what?

Autumn: Oh, I don't know. Maybe swords! I can't play with swords!"

An Embarrassing Outburst

We had a real estate agent visit the house to talk about the possibility of selling or renting our home. Autumn, usually friendly around new people, took her friendliness to a new level by yelling, "PRIVATES!!! PRIVATES!!!" throughout the house.

Wow. Just WOW.