Tell Me What You Really Think...

At pre-k today, when I asked why she wasn't playing - "Musical chairs are LAME."

Her First F-Bomb

Of all of the funny things this girl has said, my absolute favorite is probably the absolute worst thing for her to say - my kid dropped an F-bomb!

We were sitting at the dinner table, and Autumn dropped her carrot on the floor. When it hit the ground, she looked at me and said, "Fuckin' fail!"

I was so stunned that I made her repeat herself - each time she did, my eyes got bigger. Not only had she said it, but she used it properly...and humorously!

Autumn Threatens

From my child: "If you don't give me a piece of candy, I'm going to crap my pants."

After I stopped laughing, I followed up with my own threat: If you crap your pants, YOU are cleaning it up.

A Conversation About Presents

Me: What do you want to get Daddy for his birthday?

Autumn: I don't know, maybe something dangerous that only grown-ups play with that I can't play with...

Me: Like what?

Autumn: Oh, I don't know. Maybe swords! I can't play with swords!"

An Embarrassing Outburst

We had a real estate agent visit the house to talk about the possibility of selling or renting our home. Autumn, usually friendly around new people, took her friendliness to a new level by yelling, "PRIVATES!!! PRIVATES!!!" throughout the house.

Wow. Just WOW.

Kids Hear What They Want...

When watching "The Jungle Book," Autumn wanted to sing along with "The Bear Necessities" - her version?

The Bears of Sesames!